Total Medals Earned: 134 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,210 Points
Medals Earned: 8/18 (155/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 19/30 (110/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Get cut
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/125 points)
Reclaim you sunglasses
And bears, oh my!
Bee beautiful
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
Meow
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 6/10 (60/240 points)
Try to play the game in Chopnese.
Visit PewDiePie's channel.
Reach the first cutscene.
Beat the Barbie level.
Defeat the first boss.
Beat the game and save Marzia!
Defeat the second boss.
Beat the game in under 6 minutes.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)